A soft, garment-dyed tee that pairs tongue-in-cheek humor with a relaxed, lived-in feel. The centered illustration shows a broad, leafy tree with a small chain and padlock dangling from a low branch and the caption: “I would chain myself to a tree, but my Wi‑Fi doesn’t reach.” It reads like a wry nod to nature lovers who also live in the real world of streaming and spotty reception. Wear it on slow afternoons at the park, while gardening with friends, or layered under a flannel for low-key weekend adventures. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish break in beautifully over time, so the design becomes part of your regular rotation and the colors mellow into something personal and familiar.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
A soft, garment-dyed tee that pairs tongue-in-cheek humor with a relaxed, lived-in feel. The centered illustration shows a broad, leafy tree with a small chain and padlock dangling from a low branch and the caption: “I would chain myself to a tree, but my Wi‑Fi doesn’t reach.” It reads like a wry nod to nature lovers who also live in the real world of streaming and spotty reception. Wear it on slow afternoons at the park, while gardening with friends, or layered under a flannel for low-key weekend adventures. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish break in beautifully over time, so the design becomes part of your regular rotation and the colors mellow into something personal and familiar.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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